Teenage Dreamer Gifts

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

"No, you can't wear it to school."

"Actually, this article says being single isn't so bad. Being single is 'crucial to who you are, what you like and what you want.'"

"I just broke up with my boyfriend. He said if I really loved him, I would get a job and help him buy a car."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I wonder what she meant by that."

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

'Give him a minute - he just found out his daughter has the Goth gene.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Tree house.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I could do that.'