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'Do any of your parents know what you're up to here?' 'Mam! Dad!' 'What?'

"Three more years of high school."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"He's gone goth"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."