Teen Son T-Shirts

"This is the time of year we give thanks for all we have."

"How was prom?"

Rise and shine, young man! It's time for school! I don't want to rise, I don't want to shine, I'm not a young man, and school is for suckers. Call me at lunchtime.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"What? You said you wanted me to get the stain out of Dad's shirt...it's out, isn't it?"

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Intermediate Slouching.

'I'm living in a soap opera!'

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Killer Executive Suits.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'