Teen Pregnancy Prints

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

Teen Pregnancies.

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

'I think she's having labour pains.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"He's gone goth"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"How was prom?"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'More hair than brains.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'His dad was!'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Spring Break.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'We've created a teenager!'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."