Teen Culture Advocate Mugs

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Teen's Comet

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Tough Teddies

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Woman Life Freedom

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Dog Teenagers

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'