Teen Cousin Mugs

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Pubescents in Space.

Surroundsound

Born to Hug

Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"So what's this I hear about you crushing on Estella?"

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Larry's used art

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Glastonbury. After.

Skipping Horse

Computer Room.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'