Tee Shot Tactician Prints

'I don't understand it. That's my third tee shot that was headed right for the green and suddenly just died!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Board Game Hunter

Golf lessons

The Amateur Golfer

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Institutions Controlling Money

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Jurassic Country Club.

Snooker.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"He only made first four installments."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

Archery.

'World Popularity of Golf'

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'