Teddy Bear Fans Pillows

Oh, for the love of all the is holy, Dr. Kapuchnik, not those ridiculous role-playing teddy bears again! These bears are stuffed, Al, not deaf.

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

Resourceful toddler

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's his emotional support animal."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Childlike love

Teddy Time Bears

Teddy and friends.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Busy day

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Child in a bear suit.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I can change! I swear!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'