Tecno-twit Prints

Insulting Cashpoint

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Sistine Selfie

Technologies and distance classes

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Technology and literature

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Early Tech Support

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."