Techie Tot Prints

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Modern Day Railway Set.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Gadget geek.

"He's my school project for science class."

All the apps hidden within a phone

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

I've always been slower than computers...

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."