Techy Tots Mugs

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby Potty Training Robot

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Technology is for babies!"

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Rusk Assessment Form

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"They grow up too fast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"