Technophobia Survivor Mugs

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Hey! Get back here!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Pensioners and Phones

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

Heck Support.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"I'm meeting with Thor for drinks. He doesn't zoom.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

'I don't have e-mail or fax, not even a computer...if you haven't already guessed, I'm still living in the typewriter age.'

"Technology moving too fast."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."