Technology Jugglers Pillows

"Mom, shouldn't you take something more nourishing for lunch than your Blackberry?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Hello?"

New Ideas in Business.

Information Tightrope.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

The boss and her baby

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

One Man Band

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'It's for you.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Trapeze artists.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Sitting man.