Technology Jugglers Pillows

"Mom, shouldn't you take something more nourishing for lunch than your Blackberry?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Hello?"

New Ideas in Business.

Information Tightrope.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

The boss and her baby

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'It's for you.'

One Man Band

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

Sitting man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."