Technology Industry Professional Prints

Capitalism Comes to China

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."