Technology Generation Gap Mugs

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"We added it just for the millenials."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"We invented your hair."

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."