Technology Adopter Mugs

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Bring out yer books!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Moon Lander

Current location

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

"So when do we go online?"

Cable Bill.

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'He's invented blogging.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."