Technological Throwback Pillows

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fossil record player.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Social Media

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old and new technologies

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Young Geeks.

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"