Tech Throwback Aficionado Pillows

"I never thought I'd miss ringtones!"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Social Media

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Old Book Smell

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

Computer Sale.

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.