Technological Innovation Mugs

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Anti-Agent

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Lynching on social media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Welcome to the future"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robot Parts $5

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Computer Room.

Polly txt speak

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Jack of all trades

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"