Technological Humor Mugs

'My backup special...'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Mom, I need a push.'