Techno Temptations T-Shirts

Goldie.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Music for car stereos

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Al's computer salvage.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Cybergoths.

House trained cat

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"No I want to see THE Prodigy, not A prodigy."

Early critics.

'It's one of your five a day.'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

Dance Enthusiasts.

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Prodigy

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Fragrans Tortuosa

Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

The voices in Phil's head start using autotune.

I remember when a wireless was a radio and a laptop was a dog...