Technical Director Pillows

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Just be yourself."

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Meet the author"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Hamlet'

Ascent of Machine.

Trump! The Musical

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Daughters on the beach

Shakespeare was bisexual

Theatre Masks and Butts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Artifishial Intelligence