Techie Trinket Lover Mugs

"Grandpa, how old are you in human years?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Unicorn in the Woods

Book Worm

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"It's the new self-driving model."

I'd rather be phishing.

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Telephone Box

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

"Scan it for signs of life."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'