Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)
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'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.
Yardless: Please help
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'
Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."
'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."
Gardening#2
Mantis Love
Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
Bonsai tree held up by matchstick
'That plant food really works!'
Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.
Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.
A Venus cow trap.
"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."
"I've seen a tulip before."
The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional
An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD
"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"
Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'
A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.
'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'
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