Techie Motivators Mugs

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'Now that I have your attention...'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

GCSEs

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

When we believe together we achieve together.

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Office Politics

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Every Day is a Gift

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

'I hate technology!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'