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Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
The cell phone soother for life.
"You know, there are other emojis."
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
Audio Books
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
Twitter censorship
"AI chat bot"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Social media and censorship...
Modern Life Blues
Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'
It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?
Oh, the armor is state of the art
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Someday
'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'
"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."
'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'
The emperor has no phone!
'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."
"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Better Living Through Technology
NHS computer: Kaput.
"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"
"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."
The nurse of the future
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