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The End of the Worker Bees

Polly txt speak

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Worker ant's To Do list.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Too much for the school run?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Why am I running?

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

I drive, therefore I am.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Your website or mine?'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'