Tech Wizards Who Miss Simplicity T-Shirts

"In our day, we didn't need fancy passwords and usernames, we didn't have batteries that always needed charging, and our systems never just suddenly went down!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Recalculating route..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Geek fairies

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

If Disney was a software company

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"