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"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

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'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Recalculating route..."

Geek fairies

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

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'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'