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"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Mom, I need a push.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Knights of the iPhone

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

'What happened to the little flute?'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."