Tech Titian Mugs

"Today, tech stocks dropped on news that luddite stocks rose."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Ascent of Machine.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

All the apps hidden within a phone

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

I've always been slower than computers...

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope