Tech Tangle Survivors Mugs

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Heck Support.

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

The smartphone app learning curve

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”