Tech-tan Aficionado Pillows

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Tanning Machine on the beach

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'