Tech Stock Advocate Pillows

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'Turkey dot com.'

Why god isn't listening...

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

"This automated stock trading app can halt rallies or downturns, depending on your market strategy."

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

"They're 'old money'-- they made it all in tech stocks."

Virtual Supermodel machine.

Paid Advertisement

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

"For God sake, Murphy, ALL tech stocks go down once in a while!"

"You're a bad Silicon Valley CEO, are't you? You need to be regulated, don't you."

"Yes Dad, I can show you how to do that, but I'll be expecting a tech support fee."

One of the problems with convincing lawmakers of the need for rural broadband access...

'Jimmy! Will you stop texting on your mobile phone. We are trying to discuss how technology has changed society!'

"I always thought there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I tried to show Grampa how to use Facebook."

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'

"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. You smell like shit, and desperation too."