Tech Starter Kit For Kids Pillows

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

Googoo

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It must be still charging."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.