Tech-savvy Vicar Mugs

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Follow God On Twitter

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Gracebook.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Does it come with any Apps'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Internet Search- Find God

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"He calls it the eBible."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

No Connection.

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'