Tech-savvy Trick-or-treater Gifts

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Astronaut Selfie.

Scenic selfie site

Tarzan mobile phone

Internet Shoplifting

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Youtube ghost videos...

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Young MacDonald

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"