Tech-savvy Tiller Pillows

Agriculture and New Technologies

Tossing computer into canyon.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Fishing and new technologies

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"When I was your age I used my beak."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

This one needs re-booting!

Mr Phelps has left the office, but you can download a podcast of the highlights of his day at our website.

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

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