Tech-savvy Teenagers Pillows

'Pay attention to me when I'm texting you, young man.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Soccer kids texting

Social Networking.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Rusk Assessment Form

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'