Tech-savvy Juniors Pillows

'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Baby Screen Time

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Social Networking.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Child hooking into a television

Soccer kids texting

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Facelift Book.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Baby Potty Training Robot