Tech-savvy Snail Fans Pillows

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"I'm a monster."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Ewww

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

Congratulations! When are you due?

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail crossing