Tech-savvy Snail Fans Pillows

"Urgent, you say? OK, meet you at the patio in two days."

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I'm a monster."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Stress'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail crossing

'The escargots are underdone.'