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"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Champagne

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Modern Childhood

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Welcome back students.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."