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Microchips.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'