Tech-savvy Prophet Mugs

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Plugged In

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Palm Top Readings

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Internet Search- Find God

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."