Tech-savvy Pragmatist Prints

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Rumours Online

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

"Buy my data $20"

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."