Tech-savvy Plumber Prints

"Got it!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Leak in the fish tank.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''