Tech-savvy Mobster Fan Prints

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

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'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Great mouser!

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Twitter followers: Wile Coyote

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"*Sigh* these smart appliances always know when it's tax refund time."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'La Donna E Mobile.'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Gangster Motivation

'I wish the captain would stop assigning me cold cases!'

The Rapture, buffering

"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"

'Get in.'

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!'

1985/2005.

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

'You're right, boss. This does make it more fun!'

"I don't want anyone hurt, Carmine. Just post an ugly message on our home page."

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"

Goldfish Mafia