Tech-savvy Lighthouse Keeper Pillows

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Local Knowledge

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Lighthouse Beam.

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Tarzan mobile phone

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Walking the dog.

Childhood Screen Addict

Astronaut Selfie.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'Data, data everywhere!'

Lighthouse

"Don't forget to send selfies."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

Youtube ghost videos...

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."