Tech-savvy Lighthouse Keeper Pillows

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Local Knowledge

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Coffee shop

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Childhood Screen Addict

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Astronaut Selfie.

Walking the dog.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Lighthouse

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat