Tech-savvy Leprechaun Hunters Pillows

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Giraffe Selfie

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Headphone swing

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

Blarney Stone Romance

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

'OK Steve, it's your turn to stand guard while we graze. If any predator is nearby, send us an SMS...'

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

'Paddy, you have to see this...'

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

"How do I log on?"

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."