Tech-savvy Jurists Mugs

'In addition to the penalty for escaping, there are substantial roaming charges.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Giggle.

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

Audiovisual law

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

Laws and mobile technology

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

How to find gold.

Computer questionning a witness.

When Surgeons Work At Home

The management consultants recommended the use of more portable technology on the wards...but we couldn't afford laptops.'

Computer Aided Divorce.

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

'Following last month's flannel-board presentation on the need to update technology, the members voted in favor...'

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

"I-pod therefore i-am."

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

"You may ring from time to time. I left my phone in you."

'Congratulations! This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their diplomas from our website.'