Tech-savvy Courtroom Regular Mugs

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Audiovisual law

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

Laws and mobile technology

Computer questionning a witness.

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

Bush's Hacker

'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'

"Ambulance chasing is all well and good. But the serious money is in bottom feeding."

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

Computer Aided Divorce.

"So... that's how lawyers get away with it."

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"The advice was free. But the office visit was a hundred bucks an hour."

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

Policeman using a frisk engine on the internet

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

I'll stop taping the trial if he'll stop taping the trial, your honor. Quid GoPro.

Clients billing lawyers

'My eyes aren't as good as they use to be.'